This kid is super cute. He has won my heart for this week.
http://www.joeycheek.com/
Craig Ferguson was soooooo last week.
14.2.06
6.2.06
Poopy Paws
Dear Diary,
It's a slippery slope, germophobia. One day I'm a little leery of the communal sponge in the office kitchen. Perfectly reasonable; it's gross.
But the next thing I know I'm refusing to touch any surfaces at all, anywhere. I'm using a paper towel to push the buttons on the coffee machine. I'm using my elbow to push buttons on the elevator. Then I'm freaking out about my elbow. I'm refusing to order a salad at a restaurant because it could have been prepared with poopy hands. You can't trust anyone. Does my boss really wash her hands for 20 seconds after she goes to the bathroom? Of course not. She might as well have just shit all over her hands and then handed me a fax.
Telecommuting is looking better and better.
Love, Fluffy
It's a slippery slope, germophobia. One day I'm a little leery of the communal sponge in the office kitchen. Perfectly reasonable; it's gross.
But the next thing I know I'm refusing to touch any surfaces at all, anywhere. I'm using a paper towel to push the buttons on the coffee machine. I'm using my elbow to push buttons on the elevator. Then I'm freaking out about my elbow. I'm refusing to order a salad at a restaurant because it could have been prepared with poopy hands. You can't trust anyone. Does my boss really wash her hands for 20 seconds after she goes to the bathroom? Of course not. She might as well have just shit all over her hands and then handed me a fax.
Telecommuting is looking better and better.
Love, Fluffy
3.2.06
Why This Week Sucks
Dear Diary,
- our toilet broke (like, seriously)
- the BHE flung his wedding ring into the woods (by accident, so he says)
- someone ate my sandwich at work
- I realized that I haven't had pancakes for like 8 months
I don't want to shop for a toilet. How awkward is THAT? Gross.
Love, Fluffy
- our toilet broke (like, seriously)
- the BHE flung his wedding ring into the woods (by accident, so he says)
- someone ate my sandwich at work
- I realized that I haven't had pancakes for like 8 months
I don't want to shop for a toilet. How awkward is THAT? Gross.
Love, Fluffy
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