19.3.10

A Day in the Life

Dear Diary,


First of all: Why?

Really, dogs? Coffee filters? There was a box of cookies on the counter you could have had if you had just put in a little more effort.


"Hey, Mom, there's like a HUGE mess in here. I don't know how you're going to clean all this up, but I gotta go poop in my pants and take a nap. So... good luck.



TODDLER ATTACK!

And, snack on the kitchen counter. Because sometimes I'm too lazy to get him all strapped up in his high chair.

Love,
Fluffy

2 comments:

La Rivera said...

i see you cut edwin's grapes in half. people in peru have actually asked me why i cut up grapes for my kids. these are people who all have open stairwells, no window locks, and two-to-three story drops inside their homes. hello, duh!

Сергей Васильевич said...

Прекрасный малыш.