Stealth Slacker

Dear Diary,

I've been working undercover as a concientious employee, so I have not had time to write. It's been one of my tougher undercover assignments. I'll have to be quick:

new dogs: 1 (black lab, so cute)
new favorite show: Hooking Up
karaoke performances: several
work boyfriends: none
work girlfriends: 1, but she's a dog
great uncles who died: 1
dog leashes in my laptop bag: 2
girls at the lunch counter who hate me: 2
ukulele: learning
necklaces with tennis rackets on them: 1

Gotta go send some important-sounding emails. Can't blow my cover!

Love, Fluffy