Dear Diary,

I won't have computer access for a while, so I have to get a few thoughts down before I forget. I'll try to elaborate later.

baby strollers = big, big problem
thanksgiving = threat to an otherwise happy marriage
gaucho style short pants with high-heeled boots = not a good look
lesbian on ANTM = best lesbian ever
confessions on a dancefloor = need it, ASAP

That's it for now.

Love, Fluffy