I am lately in the habit:
- obsessively reading gawker.com
- obsessively doing sudoku
- obsessively checking the interest accrual of my orange savings account (Dude, that shit is at like 4.25%! I'm making TWO DOLLARS A MONTH.)
- obsessing about whether or not to buy a Scion. (When I told my brother we were considering it, he started making techno beats at me. I've been listening to Daft Punk to prepare.)
- obsessing about my weight (too fat, too thin, who knows anymore?)
Love, Fluffy
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