5.10.04

Thanks.

Dear Deli up the Street,

I get it. The crabmeat in your crab soup is real. You certainly don't have to leave the claws in to prove it. Those are better left behind the scenes, in my opinion.

Dear Everyone,

Are we done with saying "bling" now? Because the only people who use it are reporters on the red carpet: "Wow, that's some serious bling you got goin' on there." It is soooo 2000.

Love, Fluffy