The Good, the Bad, and the Lava Lamp

Dear Diary,

Guess I should take a moment to update you on my new job.

Good Things:

- good coffee
- popcorn
- dogs
- laptop
- no rules
- beer Fridays
- no stupid posters

Bad Things:

- no restaurants
- traffic
- too many boys
- my cube neighbor has a lava lamp on his desk and clears his throat incessantly

That about sums it up. Lava Lamp is on vacation next week. I hope he's going to have that throat thing fixed.

Gotta go, diary. It's nearly time for beer Friday.

love, Fluffy