The 4th of July is a very special holiday. It means that I can drink for four days straight. I can wear red white and blue. I can set off dangerous fireworks. I can eat unholy amounts of grilled meat. I can say, "America. Fuck YEAH!" and kind of mean it, kind of.
Recap of the holiday weekend:
Dirty harbor water taxi rides: 1
White pants: yes
Daquiries with fresh strawberries: 4
Inappropriate conversations: several
Beers shotgunned: none, actually
Cute shoes: check
Taco station: yes
Honeydew/cantaloupe hybrid: yes
And so we wait for the next holiday weekend, when we do it all again, minus the "Fuck YEAH"s and the fireworks.