18.10.05

Dear Diary,

Forgive me for being slow on the uptake (I try not to keep up with the latest Gwen Stefani hits). But what is this "B-A-N-A-N-A" thing? Is she serious? I know she's no gifted lyricist, but still. Spelling out "banana"? That's just sad. And inane. And annoying.

And STUCK IN MY FUCKING HEAD.

Thanks, Gwen. Mission accomplished.

Love, Fluffy