Dear The BHE,
The Caesar Salad was indeed created in Tijuana, not Las Vegas. It's just like the time you bet me $1 that identical twins do not, in fact, have identical DNA. Duh. At least I know I can count on you for a lifetime supply of dollar bills.
Love, Fluffy (trivia queen)
27.5.05
23.5.05
friendship
"In 1998, an elephant that was abandoned by its mother became best of friends with a sheep at a South African research center.
That friendship ended tragically when the elephant accidentally crushed the sheep to death, probably when it rolled while sleeping."
19.5.05
Oh Don't Be Daft
Dear Diary,
This is me this morning.
shirt: yellow oxford
pants: smart gap trousers
shoes: black ballet flats
accessories: pearl
music: Apples in Stereo, right? Wrong. Daft Punk, of course.
In other news, I've found a distinct lack of good conversation lately. The BHE wants to talk about baseball or maps or something, my friends want to talk about some scene I don't care about, my sister wants to talk about church picnics, my brother wants to talk about his job (snore), my coworkers want to talk about their jobs (double snore). It goes on. So I'd like to make a list of acceptable conversation topics, should you wish to converse with me.
me
skincare products
my dog
toile
classic preppy or preppy chic?
america's next top model
where is the best pizza
how cute is the BHE?
peonies
my cat's gingivitis
going to Brazil
frittatta recipes
me
Any other topics must be submitted to me for approval prior to a visit or phone call. Thanks.
Love, Fluffy
This is me this morning.
shirt: yellow oxford
pants: smart gap trousers
shoes: black ballet flats
accessories: pearl
music: Apples in Stereo, right? Wrong. Daft Punk, of course.
In other news, I've found a distinct lack of good conversation lately. The BHE wants to talk about baseball or maps or something, my friends want to talk about some scene I don't care about, my sister wants to talk about church picnics, my brother wants to talk about his job (snore), my coworkers want to talk about their jobs (double snore). It goes on. So I'd like to make a list of acceptable conversation topics, should you wish to converse with me.
me
skincare products
my dog
toile
classic preppy or preppy chic?
america's next top model
where is the best pizza
how cute is the BHE?
peonies
my cat's gingivitis
going to Brazil
frittatta recipes
me
Any other topics must be submitted to me for approval prior to a visit or phone call. Thanks.
Love, Fluffy
10.5.05
And Also
Dear Diary,
I am not avoiding a recap of brunch with the Mothers. It's just that it actually went well, and how interesting is that? Not very. I think I only cursed once. It was a lovely afternoon. Barf.
In other news, the BHE has been pulling late nights in the "cart lab" (don't ask) leaving me at a loss for companionship. I'll let you in on a secret, Diary: I require constant attention. You'd never guess, right? I know. But it's true. When left alone in the house I've been known to do strange things. Count change, switch to Geico, drink straight whiskey, cut my own hair, put stickers on things, write lists, cut up houseplants, drink straight whiskey, and drink straight whiskey. I've even been known to watch Reba. And enjoy it. It's just not a good idea for me to be alone in the house. Last night I was able to impose on some friends. Tonight I'm taking one cat to the vet, but then I'm on my own. The good thing is, we have no straight whiskey in the house. The bad thing is, that fern in the dining room has been giving me lip.
Love, Fluffy
I am not avoiding a recap of brunch with the Mothers. It's just that it actually went well, and how interesting is that? Not very. I think I only cursed once. It was a lovely afternoon. Barf.
In other news, the BHE has been pulling late nights in the "cart lab" (don't ask) leaving me at a loss for companionship. I'll let you in on a secret, Diary: I require constant attention. You'd never guess, right? I know. But it's true. When left alone in the house I've been known to do strange things. Count change, switch to Geico, drink straight whiskey, cut my own hair, put stickers on things, write lists, cut up houseplants, drink straight whiskey, and drink straight whiskey. I've even been known to watch Reba. And enjoy it. It's just not a good idea for me to be alone in the house. Last night I was able to impose on some friends. Tonight I'm taking one cat to the vet, but then I'm on my own. The good thing is, we have no straight whiskey in the house. The bad thing is, that fern in the dining room has been giving me lip.
Love, Fluffy
Redemption
Dear Diary,
I just ate a BLT with an unholy amount of pig on it. But I walked the long way to the deli, so it's OK.
Love, Fluffy
I just ate a BLT with an unholy amount of pig on it. But I walked the long way to the deli, so it's OK.
Love, Fluffy
4.5.05
The Final Countdown
Dear Diary,
The mothers are coming! The mothers are coming! There is no stopping it. I've dug my grave. I told the BHE that his job is to keep the mothers out of the kitchen, out of the back yard, and out of any room to which the door is closed. They're kind of like dogs. They can smell fear, and their instinct is to sniff around places where you don't want them. They can also smell incompetence and drunkenness.
In other fascinating news, lately I've been putting two creamers in my coffee instead of the usual one. What do you make of it?
Love, Fluffy
The mothers are coming! The mothers are coming! There is no stopping it. I've dug my grave. I told the BHE that his job is to keep the mothers out of the kitchen, out of the back yard, and out of any room to which the door is closed. They're kind of like dogs. They can smell fear, and their instinct is to sniff around places where you don't want them. They can also smell incompetence and drunkenness.
In other fascinating news, lately I've been putting two creamers in my coffee instead of the usual one. What do you make of it?
Love, Fluffy
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