ISO: Confinement Nurse

Dear Diary,

Apparently 'having a baby' is the new 'buying a house'. Didn't you get the memo? Neither did we. And while we're on the subject, I'd like to state for the record that if I ever get pregnant, I will be bringing back the tradition of going into confinement. I will hire a nurse and retire to my chambers for nine months. I shall emerge wearing a size 4, holding an adorable baby in one hand and a martini in the other.

Love, Fluffy