Sexy Grandma?

Dear Diary,

Meredith Viera is like nine hundred years old. She's too matronly. I always think she's about to take a hankie out, spit on it, and try to get a spot out of Matt Lauer's tie. With Katie, you were more worried that she would... do something else to Matt Lauer.

Also, I would like to apologize for previously calling Natalie Morales a whore. Now she's my favorite. It's so cute how she is all over Al Roker, resting her head on his shoulder, etc. Wait, maybe she is a whore...

Love, Fluffy