They say change is afoot. And if that is true, then it is a size six and a half. Because that's my size. And everything is changing. People are moving, people are pregnant, it is snowing, there is a man outside of 7-11 with his pants down, people are on raw-food diets, Hare Krishnas are bringing plants into my house-- it's crazy here in City B.
For my part, I'm going to start trying to sleep on my back rather than on my side. I am also going to start wearing more brown...
That's about all the change I can handle.