Six things. Seven?

Dear Diary,

People seem to be doing this on their blogs, so ME TOO, ME TOO!

1. I count things obsessively.

2. When I was in high school I had an insatiable craving for dirt, dust, and chalk. I imagine it was some kind of vitamin deficiency. I say insatiable because whenever I would give in and bite into a piece of chalk, it was always quite disappointing and would not satisfy the craving.

3. I used to think I had premonitions, but turns out it was just anxiety.

4. I cannot stand watching my food being prepared. It ruins the magic.

5. When I was little my favorite number was 5. Then it was 16, because I always thought how great it would be to be 16. I thought girls automatically turned pretty when they were 16.

6. Before I knew where babies came from, I thought that all girls had babies growing inside them that would just come out when they reached a certain age. This led me to believe that my dad was just some dude who lived with us.

7. I have never seen 2001: A Space Odyssey.

So there you have it, 7 random things about me. Wow, I sound crazy! The drugs help, though.

Love, Fluffy


Anonymous said...

Isn't Number 2 called "pica?" Well, your Number 2, not THE Number 2. That's not a good habit to have.

Elizabeth H. said...

I have never seen 2001: ASO. It just has no appeal.

HVM said...

dude, elizabeth hurley commented on your blog. holy crap.

i also haven't seen 2001.

and, don't forget about how you are compelled to add "airplane glue" to people's grocery lists, and how you have had CD's stolen out of your car 145 times. at least.

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