Captain Adoption

Dear Diary,

Let me start by saying that I have always been fond of Nicole Richie. I believe that she's not just a vapid celebutante, but in fact possesses a wicked sense of humor and clever wit that is sadly overshadowed by her choice of activities and companions. I am probably the cheese standing alone on this issue, but I like her.

That being said... she's going to have a baby? Seriously? SERIOUSLY? All I can say is that this should be entertaining. For me, anyway. Maybe if the whole motherhood thing doesn't work out for Nicole, adoption superhero Angelina Jolie will swoop in and make things right.

Now THAT would make a good reality show. I would even get cable for that one.

Love, Fluffy