24.7.07

Chugga Chugga Choo Chooooo!!!

Dear Lindsay Lohan,

Thank you for being the spectacular trainwreck that you are.
Also, thank you for looking like such a hag at the ripe old age of 21.


I applaud you for not succumbing to the pressure to behave yourself. You go ON with your bad self!

Love, Fluffy

5 comments:

Sarah M said...

Love it!!!

Broady said...

You got it- "trainwreck" suits her perfectly. I could not *believe* that girl got a DUI this morning... talk about somebody who is out of control. Too bad that she has a leech for a mother. Most caring moms would be at least mildy concerned that there newly minted rehab graduate was staying out all night at bars. But hey, what the meal ticket wants, the meal ticket shall have.

Slimbolala said...

It doesn't look like that train will be stopping any time soon.

Lady Tramaine said...

Well said!

Mel said...

Hmmm...she really looks like her mom in her LATEST mug shot, doesn't she? Funny thing is, her MOM has wanted to be Lindsay this whole time...