Since I am a narcissist, I like to
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This person should call me. We agree on this.
1234 I declare a thumb war
This is actually quite a common search. Call me; we'll start a league.
I believe I coined this phrase. Call me; we'll talk licensing fees.
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Perhaps this person also has a mother-in-law who tried to school her on the right side? Call me; we'll start a support group.
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Another hypochondriac! Actually, we probably shouldn't be friends...
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YOU TOO????? call me.
And perhaps best of all...
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I'm glad that my blog came up on this search, and I hope this person got some good suggestions he/she can use to do just that...