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Dear Diary,

So I am reading that Paris Hilton is now dating Benji Madden, the twin (identical, unhappily for him) brother of Nicole Richie's baby daddy.

And all I can think is: reality show GOLD. And that's probably what they and all their managers are thinking as well.

Can't wait! It just better not coincide with the Real Housewives or Celebrity Rehab.