Aww, Leave Poor Man Alone

Dear Diary,

I have to admit that I'm starting to feel a little bit sorry for Jennifer Aniston. First there was the embarrassing story about her freezing her eggs, and now they have her shopping around for a baby daddy. Flattering stories, both. The poor girl already has questionable acting skills and an unfortunate man face. Cut her some slack!

And while I'm on the subject of gossip, I'm starting to realize that Perez Hilton can be a bit sanctimonious sometimes, no? Don't get me wrong, I LOVE HIM, but let Patrick Swayze smoke a damn cigarette. I don't think quitting is going to do much for him now, k? Let the man be.

Also, leave the pregnant women alone. He's always passing judgement on what pregnant stars are doing that they shouldn't ("Angelina's FLYING??? Jessica Alba WORKING OUT????") Being a pregnant woman, I can tell you that when someone says, "Oh, you can't have/do that" I want to punch them in the face. If I want to eat a Subway turkey sub or lox on my bagel, I'm going to. So fuck off, pregnancy police.



Broady said...

I was minding my own biz, drinking a Diet Dr Pepper (which I have done about 8 times during the past 8 months)in an office lobby, and some random man waiting next to me announces: You shouldn't be drinking that. Caffeine is bad for your baby, haven't you read the studies?"

I gave him an extremely short lesson on milligrams of caffeine in a soda vs. coffee (which I don't drink anyways), and basically told him that I'm sure he'll that he'll provide the perfect vessel for his baby when he gets around to carrying one. I was a little ticked off by his attitude.

Some people are well-meaning, but others are just know-it-alls who want to be a dick. Be prepared, if you're not showing already.

perfect just like mommy said...

I don't know why, but being a pregnant woman seems to bring out the worst in strangers. Wait until you're showing. I had one guy tell me "I wonder why you're so much bigger than other pregnant women." Jerk off.

Madden said...

I hate the ones who tell me "my mom drank a pot of coffee every day when she had me and I turned out fine".

Damn there goes my one a day coffee because I'm not having an asshole spawn like that.

Is it ok to call a fetus an asshole? Crap. The pregnancy police are going to kick my ass.

Liz said...

Fluffy, you should tell the people who harass you about what you eat/drink that there are an abundance of pregnant women in City B who could use their advice (ie lay off the crack pipe) because they are the ones having children with serious health problems. Sad but true.

Anonymous said...

Have you considered telling them EVERYTHING that you eat or drink...I mean...They offered up that helpful advice. Maybe if you starting asking for their input on everything they will have second thoughts. Ask for their phone and email...then through out the day call or email and ask for, nay demand advice. I think that would work.

Muffy Willowbrook said...

I totally agree about Patrick Swayze. Let the guy have his last few months doing what he wants.

Muffy Willowbrook said...

I totally agree about Patrick Swayze. Let the guy have his last few months doing what he wants.

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