16.5.08

I can has waiverz?

Dear Diary,

Does being pregnant get me out of having to take my car to be emissions tested? I think it should.

Also, could Angelina Jolie please shut up about how, like "most women", she just loooooooooooooves being pregnant? Please.

Love,
Fluffy

2 comments:

Broady said...

Man, we are on the same page about that fat-lipped homewrecka. I can assure you that she does not love being pregnant in the 7th month when those twins are going to streak her tummy with stretch marks that she'll need biker tattoos to cover.

That's not to scare you-- I didn't get stretch marks until the final month, and they're not that bad. Twins though... I can't imagine.

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