Worlds Collide

Dear Diary,

It is not often that the BHE shares my interest in celebrity gossip; in fact, it is never. But the recent rumors swirling around Alex Rodriguez and Madonna (or A-Rod and Madge, if you like) have made their way to the baseball forums on which the BHE lurks. The BHE claims that A-Rod has been seen leaving Madonna's apartment late at night and that his ex-wife has taken up with Lenny Kravitz! OMGWTF!

Let's just say that it's a little odd to be getting the latest scoop on this situation from the BHE.