So this morning while I was changing Yertle (after a rather large poop) he shot a mighty stream of poo all over the wall of the nursery like a firehose. Seriously, it shot like 3 feet. It. Was. So. Gross. I don't want to get into what our dogs did with this bounty, but let's just say that in future I will be closing the door to the nursery during diaper changes.
Also, did I mention that I was only in the delivery room for 3 hours before he was born? And that it only took 8 minutes to push him out? Who knew I was so awesome? Not me. Well, I'm sure the pitocin helped with the speedy delivery. There was fetal distress, cord around neck, heartrate dropping into 50s with my contractions. A terrifying experience at times. I will write it all up at some point. But I just wanted to explain the "Fast Eddie" nickname. It's not because he's a hustler or anything. Not yet, anyway.