Why are we doing this again?

Dear Diary,

This morning we are taking the boss to his first baby swim class at the YMCA. This seemed like a great idea, until I started thinking about a bunch of babies in a pool with their questionable swimmy diapers, crapping and snotting and drooling all over the place. Also, what if I drop him and he drowns????? Not to mention, he'll probably hate being in the pool and claw my face off trying to get away. And let's not forget that he will DEFINITELY expose my breasts to the entire class, what with his habit of yanking my shirt off and grabbing at my boobs all the time.

We're only doing it for the photo op. He has THE cutest swim trunks and bathrobe. Pics to follow (though hopefully not my mugshot for indecent exposure.)

Mother of the Year,


elle said...

You are hilarious! Hope it went well - and that your top stayed on!!

alisha said...

Hopefully the class was fun? I think its essential that children today have a friendly and good swim instructor to guide them along. So that they will take to the hobby with delight, rather than find it a useless skill. But then again, most kids always love swimming afterall.

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