16.9.04

Queen Bored of Boringville, Boredomshire

Dear Diary,

The most exciting parts of my day so far:

* Eating a pear-- while driving.
* Dumping a packet of sugar-free cocoa into my coffee. Diet mochacchino, anyone?
* Breaking our network security rules and streaming Air America. Rebel!
* Learning that there are two new nickel designs for 2005.
* I don't know-- putting on pants? I got nothin' else.

Tonight though, I'm going to shake things up. There will be tuna melts and single malt scotch. I might even do laundry.

In my tap shoes.

Naked.

Don't you wish you were my red neck neighbor who can see into our basement windows from his red neck driveway?

Love, Fluffy