With my current job satisfaction at an all-time low (leaving early to get a pap smear is even a treat) I've been working on my resume. What a joke. Microsoft Project and RoboHelp my ass. This is what I've really been doing the past few years.
- BA, University of M. Met bare minimum of requirements.
- Three failed grad school attempts, various institutions.
- One graduate "certificate" (afraid to say what it is, lest potential employer might think I know anything about the subject matter)
Binge Drinker (1996-Present)
Recreational Drug User (1991-1994)
Serial Dater, Specializing in Friends from College (1997-2001)
Happy Hour Hostess (1998-2000)
Gracious hostessing, doing crossword puzzles, rationalizing irresponsible behavior, making boring people feel interesting, arm touching, recognizing famous people, naming tunes, doing taxes, laughing.
There. Now wouldn't you hire me?