Wow, that is the dorkiest title ever. Anyway, so Halloween is nearly upon us. As usual I have no costume ideas. A few years ago I decided that Halloween costumes should be scary. This is because a) I am not creative (add blood to anything and-- voila! scary) and b) I am not nearly as cute (or as vain) as I used to be.
So, here are a few ideas I'm throwing around:
bag of spinach
an iceberg (clearly the ocean scares me)
a bloody iceberg
And scariest of all, Ann Coulter