Dear Diary,

It has recently come to my attention that my 10-year-old niece, Niece A, has been reading my diary. (You know who you are, sweetie dahling.) So this poem is for her.

Roses are red, violets are blue
Auntie Fluffy doesn't really hate fat people
And neither should you

Love, Fluffy


STL Sarah said...

Ummm... Your blog is hilarious. I loooove sarcastic people (and I'm not being sarcastic).

Monogram Momma said...

Ok, i just found you via Stl Sarah. Would it be too forward of me to tell you I adore you and your sarcasm, Fluffy?

I'm bookmarking you and adding you to my blogroll.

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