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Tales from the Crypt

Dear Diary,

It's not that I hate old people. It's just that they don't belong in the workplace. See, there is a crypt-keeper at my work, and she violates several of the rules I have for being old:

- she works
- she works in technology
- she has a blackberry
- she wears skirts that fall above the knee
- she cackles

Perhaps she has wandered away from the nursing home and in her demented state thinks that she is an analyst in a software company. Her family may not even know she's missing! If this is your mother/grandmother/great, great, great, great grandmother please come get her!!!

Love, Fluffy