Dear Lindsay Lohan,
Less rehab, more internet videos of you snorting coke (or maybe making out with Samantha Ronson.) My work day is decidedly longer with you on the wagon.
And speaking of Samantha Ronson, I find it very unsettling that there are two Mick Joneses: one of the Clash, and one of ...Foreigner. Don't get me wrong, I love Foreigner. I've often argued that the song "Cold as Ice" has pretty much everything one could ask for in a song- piano, sweet guitar riffs AND infectious backing vocals. But Samantha Ronson seemed a lot cooler when Mick Jones of the Clash was her step-father. Turns out it's the other Mick Jones. It's too bad they're not the same guy, because as the BHE accurately pointed out, "If it were the same guy, he'd be the awesomest guy ever."
A truer statement, I could not make.