Can you read my mind?

Dear Diary,

So we heard this song in the car this weekend, and I was like, “Wow. I really like this song. Really. This is a great song. Who is this?” The BHE said, “probably the Killers”, which is a running joke in our house because every song on the radio, despite what it sounds like, seems to end up being the Killers (who, as a somewhat arbitrary rule, we refuse to like). So sure enough, the DJ comes on and informs us that it was indeed the Killers.

It’s kind of like someone putting a plate of pasta in front of you, and you take a bite and you’re like, wow, this is really good. REALLY GOOD!!! Damn, where did this come from?

And they tell you it’s from the Olive Garden.