I have a shocking, shameful, and possibly reputation-destroying confession to make. Somehow during one of my basic cable channel-surfing blackouts, I came across the Real Housewives of Orange County on Bravo. I know, I KNOW. Sadly, what was a slight diversion from my usual diet of Anthony Bourdain and Golden Girls reruns turned into a full-blown addiction.
This secret has been eating me up inside. But now that it's out, I'm hoping to find someone, ANYONE else who watches this horrible show.
And I'm hoping that person can tell my why that woman Quinn has, like, 28 inch cleavage. WTF?