OK, a coupla things.
1. I tried watching 5 Easy Pieces last night. It's one of those classic movies that I know I'm supposed to have seen, but I never bothered to. Let's just say that now I've only seen half of it, and I'm afraid it's going to stay that way.
2. On the Real Housewives (sorry, but now that it's out in the open...): Even if the BHE had $40k to throw around, if he bought me something as vulgar as that watch and then made a big production of giving it to me in front of all my friends (oh, and millions of television viewers), I would kill him. I mean seriously, Simon might as well have just whipped out his whatsit and strutted around beating his chest. What a tool. And while I'm on the housewives, did Laurie fashion an upper lip out of clay and then stick it onto her face? Because that's what it looks like.
3. I really need to start reading more. My New Yorkers keep piling up. Maybe if they had more stories about the Real Housewives...
4. OK, that's enough about the Housewives for a while. Onto more interesting subjects. Just give me a little while to think of some.