18.1.08

No Subsitutions

Dear Diary,

OK, a coupla things.

1. I tried watching 5 Easy Pieces last night. It's one of those classic movies that I know I'm supposed to have seen, but I never bothered to. Let's just say that now I've only seen half of it, and I'm afraid it's going to stay that way.

2. On the Real Housewives (sorry, but now that it's out in the open...): Even if the BHE had $40k to throw around, if he bought me something as vulgar as that watch and then made a big production of giving it to me in front of all my friends (oh, and millions of television viewers), I would kill him. I mean seriously, Simon might as well have just whipped out his whatsit and strutted around beating his chest. What a tool. And while I'm on the housewives, did Laurie fashion an upper lip out of clay and then stick it onto her face? Because that's what it looks like.

3. I really need to start reading more. My New Yorkers keep piling up. Maybe if they had more stories about the Real Housewives...

4. OK, that's enough about the Housewives for a while. Onto more interesting subjects. Just give me a little while to think of some.

Love,
Fluffy

4 comments:

Mackenzie said...

I believe Laurie fashioned her entire face out of clay.

p.s. this is the only place I can talk about the Housewives. I dare not even talk about it on my own blog because my husband (my biggest supporter) would quit reading.

_gentle said...

My husband actually watches that show more than I do. But we both agree on the absurdity of it all. The 40k watch made my stomach turn, a good portion of Americans don't even make that in a year.

Arethusa said...

I feel like I've found a Housewives safehouse. I love this show too much. Laurie's face? What's going on? No one knows but her plastic surgeon. And the watch...I didn't know you "awww"'d at watches. But what do I know.

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