12.6.08

She Must Be Stopped

"[Being pregnant] It's great for the sex life. It just makes you a lot more creative. So you have fun, and as a woman you're just so round and full."

- Angelina Jolie in the new issue of Entertainment Weekly

Angelina, sweetie. PLEASE stop talking about your pregnancy in this manner. Here's a deal: you stop yapping to the press about how much hot pregnancy sex you're having and I'll avoid talking about how constipated I am. K? Thx.

Love,
Fluffy

6 comments:

Southern Fried Girl said...

I could not agree more. I am so tired of hearing how she LOVES to be pregnant. Really? Is it the constipation that is so hot, Ang? Is it the reflux that suddenly you have? What is it?

A-friggin-men, Fluffy.

From one knocked up girl to another. :)

Muffy Willowbrook said...

is it just me or has she gained like maybe a tenth of the weight she should while being pregnant with twins?

she probably smokes down a whole pack a day to keep her from eating.

I just heard she was like THE most famous person in the world. WORLD. I heard it on the radio somewhere

Me said...

She isn't human, she is a cyborg. Or a freak.

Either way, she needs to be ignored.

If possible.

Kate said...

I frigging LOATHE her. And she's a big, fat liar if she things we're going to believe that she's having hot preganancy sex when she's 8 months pregnant and her other 16 children are running around their temporary housing all hopped up on the junk food she shovels into their mini gullets.

Homewrecker. Did I mention that I can't stand her?

Me said...

... not to mention I just bet Jennifer just loves to hear about her sex life with Brad.

Even seems like it's for her benefit. That's just wrong.

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