You Don't Look Nearly Fat or Uncomfortable Enough, so I Am Going to Bring You Down
Bitter Middle Aged Hag (BMAH)
BMAH: So how are you feeling?
Fluffy: Oh, pretty good. A little tired sometimes.
BMAH: Ha, that's going to get WAY worse. Is the baby kicking a lot?
Fluffy: Yep. And he gets the hiccups twice a day. It's really...
BMAH: Oh, just wait until it keeps you up at night, jabbing you in the ribs!
Fluffy: Ha. Yeah.
BMAH: Are your feet swollen? They must be swollen in this heat.
Fluffy: No, not really.
BMAH: Oh, well they will be. You just wait. How are you sleeping?
Fluffy: Pretty well, actually.
BMAH: (Looks shocked and dismayed) REALLY? Snort. Well, enjoy it while you can sister, because you will NEVER SLEEP AGAIN after the baby's born. Cackle cackle cackle! (Takes off on broom.)