1. I believe whatever doesn't kill you is preferable to whatever does kill you.
2. If you're good at something, you should brag about it constantly and annoy the shit out of everyone.
3. Why so judgemental?
4. Something is out there, it's plastics.
5. If my life were a sitcom, it would be titled My Two Husbands [the BHE refers to our black lab as my 2nd husband because of our inappropriately close relationship that I prefer to think of as a deep psychic connection.]
6. Sitting on my back porch I see ivy and dog poop.
7. And as for the weekend, tonight I’m looking forward to dinner here, tomorrow my plans include a baby shower for moi and Sunday, I want to set up the nursery, finally.