About the daytime talk shows:
- When did Rachael Ray start looking so much like James Gandolphini? Not that she's ever been particularly svelte, but it looks like her face recently exploded (not to mention her ass). Yowza.
- I think the theme music for the Martha Stewart show is all wrong. It just does not go with Martha's style. Also, why is that show so popular? I love me some Martha, but that show is a snoozefest. Here, watch me cut fabric and try to make conversation with my guests even though I have no personality or sense of humor. And you can almost see the steam rising from her as she has to stop herself from screaming "UR DOIN IT WRONG!!!!!!"
- I like Ellen, but why does she have to do the dancing thing every single show? It's awkward and makes everyone uncomfortable. What makes me more uncomfortable is watching the people in the audience try to dance too, what with the uncoordinated, self-conscious swaying and clapping. Eeesh.