Dear Diary,
First of all: Why?
Really, dogs? Coffee filters? There was a box of cookies on the counter you could have had if you had just put in a little more effort.
"Hey, Mom, there's like a HUGE mess in here. I don't know how you're going to clean all this up, but I gotta go poop in my pants and take a nap. So... good luck.
TODDLER ATTACK!
And, snack on the kitchen counter. Because sometimes I'm too lazy to get him all strapped up in his high chair.
Love,
Fluffy
2 comments:
i see you cut edwin's grapes in half. people in peru have actually asked me why i cut up grapes for my kids. these are people who all have open stairwells, no window locks, and two-to-three story drops inside their homes. hello, duh!
Прекрасный малыш.
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