Dear Diary,
I was able to catch a bit of the Oscars last night...
- I'm wondering whether Harrison Ford was drunk or having a stroke. At his age, I guess it's hard to tell.
- Um, Diablo Cody? Mrs. Roper called, and she wants her dress back. Just get it dry-cleaned first.
- Hello, Cameron Diaz? Sweetie, it's customary for people presenting at the Oscars to actually get their hair done. By a professional.
That's all for now.
Love,
Fluffy
2 comments:
I thought the same thing. Cameron, get a COMB. Yeesh.
Did you check out Diablo's tattoo? Now that's some serious inkage. Wowza.
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